Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Monochrome Dreamers

The making of the banner(self-debate mode):
Jeremy
: Hey, why don’t we design a banner for our blog?
Jeremy
: Really?
Jeremy
: Yeah.
Jeremy
: Cool!!!
Jeremy
: Ok, So how exactly do you start an A Minor Studio banner from scratch?
Jeremy
: Get the A minor scale picture of course.Jeremy: Ermm, the image look so plain with just the clef treble and empty ledger lines -b-o-r-i-n-g. Why can’t A minor have flats or sharps symbols in it just like the other scales which is like so much cooler?

Jeremy: Coz for A minor scale, you don’t have to program a fix note to be sharp or flat.
Jeremy: That’s a rhetorical question, you idiot. But of course, I would have prefer a better group name over the scale, thus alas.

[Add Image]

Jeremy: Ok next we need a theme-matching backdrop.
Jeremy: Like?
Jeremy, HELLO,the traditional music score thingy.
Jeremy: Oh ya ar. Hey, why not add an Easter egg?
Jeremy: What sort?
Jeremy: Why don’t we search for a music score that’s related to a game, you know like One Winged Angel(Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth’s theme)!!!Yeah picked that!
Jeremy: Sure, but no one’s going to read the score.
Jeremy: That’s why its call an Easter egg, DUH.

[Add Backdrop]

Jeremy: Oklar, Now the easy part, the fonts.

[Adding fonts]
[63minuteslater]

Jeremy: OMG, now only finish?(no kidding)
Jeremy: Yoular, so fussy about the fonts. Just pick anything will do.
Jeremy: You don’t just pick any fonts, it must be suitable with the theme with the right environment and…arhhh why do I even bother rationalize with you.
Jeremy: So what’s the color that you want?
Jeremy: Just make it brown, you know like those aged historical manuscript.
Jeremy: Hey I think monochrome would be better.
Jeremy: Like all brown isn’t monochrome?
Jeremy: I meant black and white, you brown-minded!
Jeremy: Why black and white?
Jeremy: Hello!!! This is what we called a ‘modern taste’. You want people who read this to think they are some kind of old genera…
Jeremy: OK!!OK!! Whatever ‘excites’ you.
Jeremy: Done!!
Jeremy: Upload and see.

[Upload]

Jeremy: You see!!! The banner is to short in length, you and your ‘perfect’ measurements.
Jeremy: Just add something at the side, like a guitar. Improvise for goodness sake.
Jeremy: I would go for a saxophone.
Jeremy: Whatever ‘excites’ you.
Jeremy: That’s my line, you photostat copy!

-Jeremy Songs

p.s.: No, I wasn’t trying to portray heroes' Ali Larter.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

psycho guy talking to himself...wait a minute...it's Jeremy!!! not suprising...

funny though:P

all the best in ur assignment...
can always talk about chillies and esther.

Conductor:Jeremy Song said...

Thx.We were planing to use chilli as a theme first but Esther demands copyright:(